Wouldn’t It be wonderful if it worked this way:
Dear Revenue Canada:
Enclosed and/or attached, you will find my 2017 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.
Please note the attached article from the Toronto Globe and Mail; dated 12 November, wherein you will see the Canadian Department of National Defence is paying $171.50 per hammer and Fisheries and Oceans Canada has paid $600.00 per toilet seat for it’s icebreakers.
As payment, I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (value